sex wax

Late last night Wes handed me a strange soap-like looking object. The small label read "Sex Wax". I was completely confused. What in the world did you talk about at boys night out last night?!?!?!

After enjoying watching the many faces of my curiousity, Wes finally led me to the guest bedroom and muttered....

"Here, maybe it will work better with this...."

There before my very own eyes laid a surfboard. My very own surfboard. I freaked. Jumped up and down like a mad woman. Hugged and kissed Wes like crazy. And finally introduced myself to my new best friend, Harvey Mushman (my surfboard's name)

Our family is complete (for now). A boy. A girl. And their surfboards.